Standard Lease Agreement Form

Made Maxamum todays date being the forthwith covenant sworn upon a cloud which
Shall not cause personal hazard, tea time, tempest,
Or assistiture based upon
June 6/199, thereon or around about the aforementioned demise in apartamentus,

Bemixed:

CONGRESS, Crown Corkoration

IN PART:

(Arvo Part)

or
Non-Withheld Billenhuffy, IIIrd

HAIR PART:

DEVISED LEGACY

1.                  As cats begin to arrive (arise) on the aforementioned colloidal formation and begin, not receiving to begin, to inhale and to exhale,
To have and to hold, not be withheld from members of the Queen, or enemies thereof, or just general mob activity,
One must suspect the following foul play:
TERMS
2.                  To Bay to the inland being afore-equipped with at least four large cannons to ward off, remove in arrears, minimally default, and potentially sublet to one or more but limited to two of the following tenants:

2.1              The aforesaid should keep the weeds within a sublet height of not less thank .7 feast

2.2              There shall be no flammable, items, plant equipments, mechanics lein-toos or such shall be tendered in respect to an increase in insurance premiums due to the (possible) arrival of a Uranium Four Million Dollar ($4,000,000) Supercomputer distrained on the demised successors as arrears.

2.3              If other imposed authorities or children equipped with warranties null and void are to be made to hereinafter be allowed by the lesser to alter enter alter the premises and steal the florescent lumps, a tempest, storm, or civil commotion shall be responsible for the gross rental in full and sum in a court of our glory, the lawn.

2.4              To be under supervision of land and buildings to indemnify the lessor (lessee) to clean free from himself the following, flowing utilities and covenants:

Drain Pipes, Water Closets, Moss on the Windows, Thieves, Slashing walls, Tempests, Carrot Snakes, Steam Waterworks, Buskers, inherent beggars, and a layer of ice on the stairs, placed as a caveat for deadbolt.
DUES
2.5              Upon default of the aboveforementioned ingredients, the following grievances may or may not apply, can be given with or without sufferance to application, but are to be insured to be understood as fully legally binding by demeanor, color, taste, odor, and misfeasance to both parties:

The gross r(m)ental, yesterday referred to as splinting a disc shall be displayed amongst the following schedule:

2.6              PLEASE NOTE and NILLIFY:
The phallacy of a month by year term, commencing on the previously witnessethed encumbrance shall be undernoticed as:

Four (4) Large Elephants stapled to the wall monthly without the irrespective chattels, servants, or agents.  PLUS, applicable matches on the floor left burning and the danger of reasonable wear and tear.
NOTICE
3                    The affixed, overhanging party upon which this insurance Adjustor has been offered, shall be notified if structural damange not due to the irresponsibility, negligence, omittance, or noxious/noisome offensive act of the lessee under the Demised princess at 4 oclock on the 3^rd day after impact, the said one shall be lead to believe:

a.       I feel very responsible

as a pledge and an effort to abhor the tenants in a manner that is neither but either neat and or clean and clean or unclean or may be not washed, officially cleansed, but impure.
RENEWAL
4.                  Provided that no mouse, hairlid, silverfish, or any other reasonably offensive creature doth not climb within the contained document, and provided that the notsobeforementioned weeds and yard have over-run the demised premise to the point of non-entry, and provided that Nonwithstanding is any future commencement or to remain liable on payment of arrears, one should consider the possible calamities, indentations or, identifications and refringement of the following:

4a.       Riversnakes, flailing chickens, Tempests, enemies of the Queen, Early Harvests, Harvest Moons, Quirks and Quarks, toilet, loose-leaf binders collecting excrement in the toilet, an army of anything overwhelming, and offensive common-area larvae
These shall all be considered witnesses of The Clown WHEREVER.

CROWN CRONGRESS, Ump.

Larvor                                      ________________________

Anuptial Scare

Larvee                                      ________________________

SCHEDULE F

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