So in 1853 Bach was not Bach He was not even Beethoven Because Beethoven wasn’t alive in 1853 And neither was Shostakovich But what we wanna know now is Who is the retard here and who’s the idiot Because the… Continue Reading →
Maybe they’re just too normal in the daytime so they have to be wild at night. Maybe they’re just too drunk and get crazy out of boredom. This is the second time this week I’ve tasted the lip balm of… Continue Reading →
How to tell your age:Rock and Roll will never die!… live in an assisted living facility EDM what’s that? I love Katy Perry!… married with kids Sublime mothafucka! … live in California, your age doesn’t count WTF is rock and… Continue Reading →
LISTEN: Some dumb asshole shot a hole in my window in the middle of the night, so I had to get up and stick my shotgun in the hole and I shot a hole in his window, and then… Continue Reading →
This is the Porsche 959 of piano albums. If you know what the Bugatti Veyron of piano albums is let me know.
Winter 2015 I’ve been lazy. Only listening to pop songs on the top lists. 2014 ended rough for pop. It was the epitome of mediocrity. But it’s getting better. There’s some fun stuff coming out again. Yay. Harpy Shrew Year…. Continue Reading →
A map of nothing There’s only weeds Come in No date, ’00
Gristle Pimento Accelerator Who cares what time it is with the smunchy Whose glasses are farting your nose horn wasn’t rhinoceros Diga Jensen, the pidgin pig from the salted lake I didn’t ask her, moldy handsome tits for sale With… Continue Reading →
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