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The Trip to Boola’s Fart

The Trip to Boola’s Fart Was Lead by a Ridiculard Followed by a Pack of Rampastakas “Bring me the Bu,” screeched the leading Nomad as he turned to face the groupoff.  “We have a ninety mile tray left in the… Continue Reading →

An Explosive Chemical Interlude

An Explosive Chemical Interlude There is a star.  In the sky.  And it twinkles.  And it sparkles on the house in the field of a small town where a troll lives.  Sam the troll, though not a troll, is a… Continue Reading →

Some Dumb Asshole Shot A Hole In My Window

LISTEN:   Some dumb asshole shot a hole in my window in the middle of the night, so I had to get up and stick my shotgun in the hole and I shot a hole in his window, and then… Continue Reading →

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