Month March 2015

The Trip to Boola’s Fart

The Trip to Boola’s Fart Was Lead by a Ridiculard Followed by a Pack of Rampastakas “Bring me the Bu,” screeched the leading Nomad as he turned to face the groupoff.  “We have a ninety mile tray left in the… Continue Reading →

An Explosive Chemical Interlude

An Explosive Chemical Interlude There is a star.  In the sky.  And it twinkles.  And it sparkles on the house in the field of a small town where a troll lives.  Sam the troll, though not a troll, is a… Continue Reading →

Kanye

In terms of media penetration, in terms of musical texture, in terms of iconoclasm, in terms of rockstarism, in terms of consistent originality and creativity, in the past ten years, is there any male pop artist who is even playing… Continue Reading →

Winter Sucks

Wednesday, January 31, 2007 Winter Sucks Current mood: cold Category: Romance and Relationships The air is cold and it bites at your being as you exist. The few people that are left in the neighborhood are several dimensions further from… Continue Reading →

Farmbeard

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